Quote by Toby Flenderson

"As the corporate representative, I have to say that we have the utmost respect for the people."

"You know, I've been a temp for so long, I forgot what it was like to have dental insurance."

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."