Quote by Toby Flenderson
"Happiness is a myth sold by advertising."
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"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"As the corporate representative, I have to say that we have the utmost respect for the people."
"You know, I've been a temp for so long, I forgot what it was like to have dental insurance."
"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."