Quote by Toby Flenderson

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"As the corporate representative, I have to say that we have the utmost respect for the people."

"You know, I've been a temp for so long, I forgot what it was like to have dental insurance."

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"