If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hit... - Kevin Malone

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

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"That's what she said."

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"Laughter is the best medicine."

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"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."