Quote by Stanley Hudson
"Pretzel day is the only day I come to work happy."
More from Stanley Hudson
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"The worst thing about prison was the dementors."
"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little."
"But you know what? I love my life."