These pretzels are making me thirsty. - Frank Costanza

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

Frank Costanza Humor

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"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."

"Giddy up!"

"The sea was angry that day, my friend."

"I think I can get my life together. I think I can."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."