Quote by Stanley Hudson

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"The worst thing about prison was the dementors."

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little."

"But you know what? I love my life."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"