These pretzels are making me thirsty. - George Costanza

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

George Costanza Humor

More from George Costanza

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it."

"Master of my domain."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"Giddy up."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."