Marriage is like a deck of cards - you start with two hearts... - Edna Krabappel

"Marriage is like a deck of cards - you start with two hearts and a diamond, but by the end you're looking for a club and a spade."

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"I'm not a bad teacher, I'm just exhausted and underpaid."

"Another day, another chance to disappoint myself."

"Love is what happens when you're too tired to say no."

"Wisdom is knowing when to pour the wine and when to drink it."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."