Who said "I don't like my face."?

This quote is attributed to George Costanza.

I don't like my face. - George Costanza

"I don't like my face."

George Costanza

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Master of my domain."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."