Quote by Samantha Jones

"I'm fabulous, darling. It's not bragging if it's true."

"The fact that you're unhappy doesn't make you interesting."

"I'm successful, I'm powerful, I'm rich. And I'm alone."

"Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go, it's pretty damn good."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"