Quote by Jerry Gergich

"I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Why would anyone ever eat anything other than breakfast food?"

"I'm worried what you just heard was, give up. What I said was, give all."

"The problem is we stopped being friends 7 years ago."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."