Quote by Jerry Gergich

"I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Treat yo' self."

"Why would anyone ever eat anything other than breakfast food?"

"I'm worried what you just heard was, give up. What I said was, give all."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."