Quote by Tom Haverford

"I'm not interested in caring about things. I'd rather die."

"Treat yo' self. Every year, every single day, you treat yourself to something special."

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Success isn't about working hard. It's about working hard and looking good doing it."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"