Quote by Tom Haverford
"I'm very close to falling in love with this waffle. Is that weird?"
More from Tom Haverford
"I'm not interested in caring about things. I'd rather die."
"Treat yo' self. Every year, every single day, you treat yourself to something special."
"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."
"Success isn't about working hard. It's about working hard and looking good doing it."