Quote by Tom Haverford

"I'm not interested in caring about things. I'd rather die."

"Treat yo' self. Every year, every single day, you treat yourself to something special."

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Success isn't about working hard. It's about working hard and looking good doing it."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."