Quote by Ron Swanson

"I have no time for games or riddles. I'm a simple man with simple tastes."

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."

"The best way to understand the human experience is to read the letters of great men."

"I'd rather have a hand grenade than a telephone."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."