Crying: it's just peeing, but from your eyes. - Ron Swanson

"Crying: it's just peeing, but from your eyes."

Ron Swanson Humor

More from Ron Swanson

"I have no time for games or riddles. I'm a simple man with simple tastes."

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."

"The best way to understand the human experience is to read the letters of great men."

"Breakfast food is my favorite food group. Breakfast food can be eaten at any time of day."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."