I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, and my therapist. - Liz Lemon

"I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, and my therapist."

Liz Lemon Humor

More from Liz Lemon

"I want to go to the moon."

"Sometimes the world seems against you, but that's not true. The world is neutral. Most days."

"Being an adult is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by a car anyway."

"I'm not a real businesswoman. I'm a pretend businesswoman."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."