"I'm ovulating!"
"I want to go to the moon."
"Sometimes the world seems against you, but that's not true. The world is neutral. Most days."
"Being an adult is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by a car anyway."
"I'm not a real businesswoman. I'm a pretend businesswoman."
All quotes by Liz Lemon
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
All Humor quotes