Who said "I once worked at a restaurant called Threepeat Pizza."?

This quote is attributed to Tom Haverford.

I once worked at a restaurant called Threepeat Pizza. - Tom Haverford

"I once worked at a restaurant called Threepeat Pizza."

Tom Haverford Work

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