Quote by Tom Haverford
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy bacon-wrapped shrimp, which is basically the same thing."
More from Tom Haverford
"I'm not interested in caring about things. I'd rather die."
"Treat yo' self. Every year, every single day, you treat yourself to something special."
"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."
"Success isn't about working hard. It's about working hard and looking good doing it."