Quote by Tom Haverford

"I'm not interested in caring about things. I'd rather die."

"Treat yo' self. Every year, every single day, you treat yourself to something special."

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Success isn't about working hard. It's about working hard and looking good doing it."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."