Quote by Liz Lemon

"I want to go to the moon."

"Sometimes the world seems against you, but that's not true. The world is neutral. Most days."

"Being an adult is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by a car anyway."

"I'm not a real businesswoman. I'm a pretend businesswoman."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"