Quote by Ron Swanson

"I have no time for games or riddles. I'm a simple man with simple tastes."

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."

"The best way to understand the human experience is to read the letters of great men."

"Breakfast food is my favorite food group. Breakfast food can be eaten at any time of day."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."