Who said "I farm beets. Bears eat my beets. But they didn't eat my face."?

This quote is attributed to Dwight Schrute.

I farm beets. Bears eat my beets. But they didn't eat my fac... - Dwight Schrute

"I farm beets. Bears eat my beets. But they didn't eat my face."

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