Dwight Schrute

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"I am Beyoncé, always."

"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"There is no prize money. The real prize is the power."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think: would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"I have sworn an oath to Schrute Farms and to the Schrute family name."

"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

"I never give up. That is what separates me from the weak."

"False. That is completely false."

"Perfectionism is good. It's only bad if you want to remain sane."

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too far, and work at a job for which I get paid too little."

"The beet. The most noble of all root vegetables."

"I'm not a bad guy. I'm an good guy."

"The Schrutes have always been big on tradition."

"I would rather work for an idiot than be an idiot."

"Beets, bears, Halpert."

"I have a gun. In my car."

"I need you to focus. Can you do that?"

"The key to a great life is to work harder than everyone else."

"I am Schrute. I do not have feelings."

"There are three ways to ultimate success in business: one, memorize everything. Two, I'm dead inside. Three..."

"I am fast. To give you a reference point, I'm taking the place of the fastest man alive."

"Flattery will not help you here."

"I stay in shape. Elvis is alive."

"FACT. Bears do not eat beets. Bears eat the bodies of slain enemies."

"Guess what? I have an A+ in Health."

"That's what she said. That's what who said? Michael."