Dwight Schrute

"I'm not going to eat a leaf."

"I would kill anyone in this room for a klondike bar."

"Pam is the worst. Fact."

"I have defeated my weaknesses. Any advice I give is good."

"I want to make love to you, woman."

"I farm beets. Bears eat my beets. But they didn't eat my face."

"There are few things more important than good food and good company."

"The weak are culled. Such is the way of nature."

"I am a god to the beet farmer."

"I'd like to thank myself for not giving up."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going."

"I need all the help I can get to become assistant to the regional manager."

"I'm half-black. My mother was a beet."

"To be honest, I think I'd make a great mother."

"I've learned a lot. I learned a lot from my mistakes, but I've also learned a lot from others' mistakes."

"Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike two. Fool me three times, you're an evil."

"I am not insane, I am Schrute."

"Power is not given to you. You have to take it."

"Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever."

"I have been told that I am a difficult man to work with."

"If you're not at the table, you're on the menu."

"One day, you're gonna want to give up. Don't."

"I don't care what they say about me. I just want my children to have a good life."

"Bears are not welcome here."

"My grandfather invented an old-fashioned."

"I have decided to give my life meaning by fighting evil."

"Identify the area of opportunity and seize it."

"I have no fear. I am Schrute."

"I do not trust any man who doesn't carry a gun."

"The strength to change what I can, courage to accept what I cannot."