Dwight Schrute

"I have built myself from nothing. That is the Schrute way."

"I'm not a follower. I am a leader."

"This office will fall without me."

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

"False. Black bear."

"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year."

"You took me by the hand and made me a man."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? If they would, I do not do that thing."

"I have been, and always shall be, your friend."

"Crying is acceptable. Once a year."

"The best way to achieve success is through hard work and dedication."

"Power is like a drug, but I'm drug-free."

"I need to be the alpha male in this situation."

"Respect the game, and the game will respect you."

"I do not swim in the lake. I do not trust the lake."

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain."

"I survived a wilderness expedition for 60 days with no food, no water, and no shelter."

"A Schrute never rests."

"Never, ever compromise your principles."

"I am a man of science. But also a man of faith."

"Beets are the most nutritious of all the vegetable-based foods."

"I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Change is good. As long as it benefits me."

"The key to friendship is patience and understanding."

"I would die for my family. Even my cousins."

"Education is the most powerful tool to change the world."

"Time waits for no one. Especially not in the workplace."

"I aspire to be the best version of myself every single day."

"A man who chooses to ignore his heritage deserves his fate."