Dwight Schrute

"I am always right. I just sometimes let others believe they are."

"Life is my movie. I direct it. I produce it."

"I would die for my family. I would kill for my family. That's the same thing."

"Schrute Farms is the biggest supplier of beets in the region."

"I have the power of German engineering."

"Assistant Regional Manager is basically the same as Regional Manager."

"I am the most powerful man in this office."

"I work 60 hours a week and love every minute of it."

"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with Windows."

"I have given myself a raise and a medal."

"You know what? I trust you. Don't make me regret it."

"I'm the best friend anyone could have because I'm loyal, I'm hardworking, and I'm very resourceful."

"Evil is afoot. And it's afoot because I let it be afoot."

"Schrute is not just a name. It's a philosophy."

"I have a very high pain threshold. I once had a whole bee colony up my nose."

"I've been training my whole life for this moment."

"There are few things more important than loyalty and hard work."

"I would love to go back to bed. But I cannot. Dwight Schrute does not rest."

"I survived this. I will survive anything."

"I am like a lion. I do not concern myself with the opinions of sheep."

"I have trained my whole family to be fierce warriors."

"I protect this office like a mother bear protects her cubs."

"One day I will be the owner of Dunder Mifflin."

"I have no time for play. I only have time for work."

"I will die standing. I will not die sitting."

"I am very successful and people envy me."

"I have the utmost respect for anyone who works hard."

"This is who I am. Take it or leave it."

"I am not a robot. I am a man. A very powerful man."

"I will never ask for forgiveness because I have done nothing wrong."