Quote by Dwight Schrute

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"I am Beyoncé, always."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."