If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hit... - Jim Halpert

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

Jim Halpert Humor

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"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"That's what she said."

"You took me by the hand, made me a man."

"I'm in love. I don't know how it happened, but I'm in love with Pam."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."