"Dude, this is sweet!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"
"You will respect my authority!"
"Hippies, they're everywhere!"
All quotes by Cartman
"Babalú!"
"My greatest joy is making people smile."
"Laughter and love make a home."
"The best things in life are free."
All Happiness quotes