"This town sucks!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"
"You will respect my authority!"
"Hippies, they're everywhere!"
All quotes by Cartman
"Change brings new opportunities."
"Every day is a new opportunity."
"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."
"You either get better or you get bitter."
All Change quotes