I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I hav... - Michael Scott

"I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

Michael Scott Humor

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"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"That's what she said."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"I want to be married and have kids, but not to Sharon."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."