"I'm the best there is!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"
"You will respect my authority!"
"Hippies, they're everywhere!"
All quotes by Cartman
"Success comes to those who never give up."
"Success is measured by happiness, not money."
"You make your own luck in this world."
"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."
All Success quotes