"I'm never wrong!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"
"You will respect my authority!"
"Hippies, they're everywhere!"
All quotes by Cartman
"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"
"You must always be honest with the people you love."
"Truth always comes out in the end."
"Honesty is always the best policy."
All Truth quotes