"That's so stupid!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"
"You will respect my authority!"
"Hippies, they're everywhere!"
All quotes by Cartman
"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."
"The best things in life are free."
"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."
"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."
All Wisdom quotes