If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hit... - Michael Scott

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

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"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"That's what she said."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

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"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

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"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."