I'm going to eat half a pound of chocolate. - Michael Scott

"I'm going to eat half a pound of chocolate."

Michael Scott Humor

More from Michael Scott

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"That's what she said."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"I want to be married and have kids, but not to Sharon."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."