"Please."
"Legendary!"
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead."
"Have you met Ted?"
"Suit up!"
All quotes by Barney Stinson
"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."
"The best things in life are free."
"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."
"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."
All Wisdom quotes