I would take a bullet for you. But I'm not going to sit here... - Barney Stinson

"I would take a bullet for you. But I'm not going to sit here and pretend I don't expect you to do the same."

Barney Stinson Friendship

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"Legendary!"

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead."

"Have you met Ted?"

"Suit up!"

"Friendship is built on trust and honesty."

"True friendship is worth more than gold."

"Good friends are like stars, always there even when you can't see them."

"Friendship means sacrifice."