Quote by Todd Chavez

"I'm Todd Chavez, and I'm awesome!"

"That's the thing about life - it's just one long series of distractions until you die."

"I don't think I'm smart enough to understand what you're saying, but it sounds important."

"You know what the problem with life is? Everything."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"