You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know ... - The Joker

"You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it."

The Joker Philosophy

More from The Joker

"All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal."

"I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."

"Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push."

"Everything burns."

"I've seen the worst humanity has to offer."

"Sometimes I wonder if the world is worth saving."

"Every choice shapes our destiny."

"Order is the foundation of a good life."