"Don't sweat the small stuff"
"Hello, I'm Fez"
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"
"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
"I'm gonna get you high today, because it's Friday"
All quotes by Fez
"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."
"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."
"Patience is a virtue."
"Patience is a virtue I never learned."
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