"You can't handle the truth!"
"Hello, I'm Fez"
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"
"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
"I'm gonna get you high today, because it's Friday"
All quotes by Fez
"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"
"You must always be honest with the people you love."
"Truth always comes out in the end."
"Honesty is always the best policy."
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