"Comparison is the thief of joy."
"Hello, I'm Fez"
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"
"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
"I'm gonna get you high today, because it's Friday"
All quotes by Fez
"Peace comes from a good conscience."
"Life is too short to hold grudges."
"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."
"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."
All Peace quotes