Quote by Eric Forman

"I'm not gonna say I told you so, but... I told you so."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Burn!"

"My foot in your ass!"

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"