"You guys are the best."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"Friendship is built on trust and honesty."
"True friendship is worth more than gold."
"Good friends are like stars, always there even when you can't see them."
"Friendship means sacrifice."
All Friendship quotes