"You rock, man."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"I'm a sexy beast."
"My brain is on fire."
All quotes by Kelso
"A good man treats his wife with respect."
"Kindness always comes back around."
"The power of a smile can change everything."
"Kindness is weakness to some. Not to me."
All Kindness quotes